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'What do you call a petite mother? Minimum.'.

'Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long.'.

'What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!'.

'Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it.'.

'One minute you are young and cool, maybe even a little dangerous, and the next you are reading Amazon reviews for birdseed.' 'Kid: Mom, stop.

'A police recruit was asked during the exam, 'What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?' He said, 'Call for backup.' '.

My mom: Maybe if you listened when I told you not to do that, you would be perfectly fine right now.' That's how I teach them irony.' 'Other moms: Are you okay?! Let’s clean that up. It's called balance.' 'I love it when I find myself screaming 'STOP SCREAMING' at my kids. Some days I scream at them while eating cake over the kitchen sink. 'Some days I do yoga and don't yell at my kids.'Please excuse the mess, my kids are making memories.'Important truth no one tells a first-time mom: Both of you come home from the hospital in diapers.'.'A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do in a day.'.I have a daughter who gets that done by breakfast.' 'Let's get married and have kids so instead of enjoying coffee in the morning, you can braid hair while I pack lunches, and we can all be late.' 'They say women speak 20,000 words a day.'Mom, what's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?' 'I don't know, ask your grandma!'.Not enough to flip the fish sticks halfway through cooking, but I love them.'

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'I'm homeschooling like that substitute teacher who rolls in the tv for a movie and just eats snacks in the back of the class.' 'If I get through this quarantine without buying a tie-dye sweatsuit I can do anything.' 'I love my kids.

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'It's spicy: universal Mom Code for 'I don't want to share.' '.'The two amounts of pasta I'm best at cooking: 1.'Mothers of teens understand why some animals eat their young.'.'Motherhood: Because going to the bathroom in private is over-rated.'.Jose Luis Pelaez Inc Jokes about Motherhood

Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.

I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

When you finally have time for a girls' night and realize your entire wardrobe went out of style in 2003.

That feeling when your kid threatens not to talk to you for the rest of the day.

I'm selling my kid on eBay.' 'Don't be silly! You made him.

'I told my mom I thought parenting got easier as the kids get older and she laughed so hard she cried a little.' 'My tween is mad at me and it could be because of any of the horrible things I did this morning: stood in the kitchen, poured coffee, stared out the window, said good morning, breathed.' Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.

I want to be a Pinterest mom, but I'm more of an Amazon Prime mom.

What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.

Nothing is lost until mom can't find it.

'Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday.

There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

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